Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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