Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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