I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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