We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
So much Jack, so little girl.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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