your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
COCAINE IS GR8
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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