Me too!
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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