seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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