I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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