I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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