I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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