think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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