Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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