i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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