quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
either way he was missing a nipple.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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