I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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