The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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