I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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