It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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