Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she looked like the before picture.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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