can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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