So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
So squirting runs in the family.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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