if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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