I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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