Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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