i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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