office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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