pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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