Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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