why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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