Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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