Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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