Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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