Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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