Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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