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(603): View more from New Hampshire

just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap

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(916): View more from California

It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.

(1-916): View more from California

That's why you should quit smoking.

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(626): View more from California

you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.

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(917): View more from New York City

i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.

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(734): View more from Michigan

So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.

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(519): View more from Ontario

We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good

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(336): View more from North Carolina

sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.

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