Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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