Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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