and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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