is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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