3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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