New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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