i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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