Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
