Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
