why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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