we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
