Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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