it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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