Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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