So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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